Friday, August 08, 2008

Two Elderly Ladies

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Florida doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

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10 comments:

katherine. said...

just saying hey!!

(this was really funny....I'm gonna tell it to my mama...)

Lucy said...

haha I will be telling this one to my clients tomorrow! haha
thanks!

Tookie Tail said...

Love it! Sure do miss seeing you around!

Jen said...

Shoot, now that is funny!

The Freelance Guru said...

Lol. Good stuff. Thanks for sharing.

Akelamalu said...

TUT TUT! LOL

Tammy said...

ROFL!!!

Shannon H. said...

ROFL!!! Love it!

storyteller said...

ROFL … thanks for the laughter this afternoon. I needed a lift after watching Andy Roddick lose the championship match in Los Angeles to Juan Martin Del Potro this afternoon.
Hugs and blessings,

Shadow said...

oh that's the best!!!!!