Summer is fast approaching and this means commercials for fast acting weight loss pill
s are flooding the air waves.. Along with ones telling you about the transition to digital TV and those late night ads for Extenze. (I suppose in a way the Extenze promises weight gain. In a way.)
Me + Bikini = not gonna happen this year. Or probably next year. With me weighing around 265-ish , I could maybe use the TOP of a bikini on a couple of fat rolls.Here's a joke that has a ring of truth to it:
"I have fat thighs. That's OK. My stomach covers them."What about you? Will you be wearing a bikini this summer?
Nope! But my NutriSystem box came in today. Woohoo! I'm too old for a bikini no matter what size I am!
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