Not Gonna Happen

Summer is fast approaching and this means commercials for fast acting weight loss pills are flooding the air waves.. Along with ones telling you about the transition to digital TV and those late night ads for Extenze. (I suppose in a way the Extenze promises weight gain. In a way.)

Me + Bikini = not gonna happen this year. Or probably next year. With me weighing around 265-ish , I could maybe use the TOP of a bikini on a couple of fat rolls.

Here's a joke that has a ring of truth to it:
"I have fat thighs. That's OK. My stomach covers them."


What about you? Will you be wearing a bikini this summer?