I said that I had pushed 9 to speak to a representative, then told him to stop f'ing calling me. Then I wondered how soon they would call me back.
Guess what? Yippeee.. they just called.
THIS time I loudly said to stop f'ing calling me or I was gonna sue their ass. *Cough* I bet they all had a good laugh and called the next person on the list.
I bet they made a note to start calling me twice a day.
Because I'm just so fun to talk to.
Robyn read about my trouble with telemarketers and made a post just for little old ME! It has a couple videos that are very funny. You can hop over there and see them, but since most people don't follow links (unless it's for adult school girl costumes) I'll put the funniest one here.
Of course I wouldn't be able to pull something like this off. I sure would like to, though. But I DO have an idea..
Ya know how I always say I don't have anyone to talk to? How I scare strangers and people I meet in stores by not letting them go because I keep talking??? Welllll.. what if I did this to a telemarketer? I could tell them about my blog, my medical and mental health issues, my grandkids, my amazing guinea pig.. and so much more!
I could fax over pictures from our vacations. Ohh.. I wonder if they have a web cam??? *Wink* Maybe I could invite them over for coffee and Canasta.
Hmmm.. maybe I'll just ask them to hold on for a second, put the phone down and walk away until they hang up? Maybe I could make poopy noises like I went off to the bathroom. Orrr.. I could make those Meg Ryan noises. You KNOW what I mean. Oh yes you do! No wait. That would make them call back. With a web cam.