- I got this in a email from my mom -
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
There's a lot I would buy with lottery money. I would not be rushing out to buy industrial equipment, that's for sure.
What would you buy if you won the lottery?