Friday, April 10, 2009

Lottery Winner

- I got this in a email from my mom -

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."


There's a lot I would buy with lottery money. I would not be rushing out to buy industrial equipment, that's for sure.

What would you buy if you won the lottery?


CindySue Bridges said...

That Pirate Joke is Hilarious! Hi from West Mich!
What would I get if I won the lottery? First I would pay my bills, which would not take much cause I don't have any payments or anything just utilities and lot rent, then I would like to buy a building to start a Spiritual Center to help other people of all walks of life!! My dream.

Jeni said...

First on the list -pay off the damned mortgage! Today, it would also be to fill the fuel tank for the furnace since we ran out of fuel yesterday which meant no hot water. And that would save the son-in-law then from carting home fuel in 5 of 10 gallon containers till we get enough cash collected to get 100 gallons of the stuff! Oh the fun, ya know.
But my big purchase would be to buy the darned RV that I've always wished I could buy and then, I'd pack up my necessities and start on a drive across as much of this country and I could possibly get to see!

Barb said...

Cindy: Hi! Nice to meet you. I'll be over to visit your blog soon. :)

Jeni: I hope someday you get to realize that dream. Me and Mike kind of what that, too. :)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

she sure is growing.

Adrienne Zwart said...

I don't play the lottery, Skittles. I guess I'm pretty content really. But if I did win, I'd help out several family members who have lost their jobs recently.

Love the picture of Hannah. Good luck with the obedience training. I'm sure she's not rebellious, just exhibiting typical youthful exuberance. :)

Karen said...

LOL That was a good one.