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Innuendo abounded here yesterday. So much so that it sounded like talking a lot of dirty talking going on.
I left a voice mail for Mr. Skittles on his cell phone about something else, then mentioned my uvula was swollen. (Insert giggles.) In case you don't know, the uvula is that hangy down thingy at the back of your mouth. Sounds dirty though, doesn't it?
The other time was when I was on the phone with one of my sons. We were talking about my new mobile home and its square footage and I asked him how big his was. I said I knew how big my daughter's ex-boyfriend's was and that I thought the boyfriend's was bigger. (Insert more giggles.)
Speaking of talking dirty reminds me of a Gilda Radner song. The one by her has embedding disabled so I'm using this one. If you're easily offended, don't watch it.