Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween!!!

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

  1. You get winded from knocking on the door.
  2. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
  3. You ask for high fiber candy only.
  4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
  5. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
  6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
  7. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
  8. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
  9. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
  10. You keep having to go home to pee.

Your Witch Name is Samantha

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.


Misty DawnS said...

Hi Sam!
My name is Miranda!

Mom Knows Everything said...

Happy Halloween!

Calico Crazy said...

That list was too funny, Mom and I got a great laugh. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Calico Contemplations

Erika Jean said...

MMMM I'll take all of that candy, thanks!


Happy Halloween to you too!

Lucy said...

okay skitts.. your number 10 would be my number one!
happy halloweenie! xoxo