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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
- You get winded from knocking on the door.
- You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
- You ask for high fiber candy only.
- When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
- People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
- When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
- By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
- You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
- You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
- You keep having to go home to pee.
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Your Witch Name is Samantha |
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5 comments:
Hi Sam!
My name is Miranda!
Happy Halloween!
That list was too funny, Mom and I got a great laugh. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Calico Contemplations
MMMM I'll take all of that candy, thanks!
;-)
Happy Halloween to you too!
okay skitts.. your number 10 would be my number one!
happy halloweenie! xoxo
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