On my way to get snow chains on my tires - the reindeer and elves went on strike.
Lack of income to buy toys and the overflow of children lead Santa to deliver children instead of toys!!
Sally asked for a baby brother and sister... this was the best I could do. Too heavy for the stork to deliver.
In this damn economy I had to lay off the reindeer and couldn't rent that luxurious sleigh. But Thanks to these elves for volunteering to help me.. I may just make it to your house before the new year.
okay, okay, so I borrowed my wife's coat and bike...
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