Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Partner In Crime

I watch a lot of real life crime shows on tv. I fall asleep every night listening to the Forensic Files show. It soothes me. Actually the narrator's voice soothes me. What a weirdo I am.. but no, I don't have nightmares.

I know when a person is suspected of a crime it is common procedure for the police to seize said person's computer. I hope I never ever ever give anyone reason to seize my computer because they would find out just how looney I am. Actually it would be me and my 'partner in crime'.. a certain friend of mine. *COUGHmistyCOUGH*

No. We don't plot crimes or do Google searches for best ways to poison someone, hide a body, etc. We simply live in a fantasy world. We email back and forth daily. Multiple times. Most emails eventually include Gina, The Amazing Guinea Pig.

Gina is my guinea pig who flies around the country using her rocket booster powered backpack. If she's lucky enough to get away with it, she'll take off in hubby's RC 'Copter. Most days she will fly over to visit my friend, she-who-will-not-be-named. *COUGHmistyCOUGH* Once there she will cause havoc and illicit the help of that person's dog, Tag.

Well.. today Gina is out visiting the set of American Idol. She has a big crush on Lee. Rumor has it Gina is the reason Lee was smiling last night, not advice from Adam. Rumor has it Gina will be bringing Lee to my house for dinner and my friend wants to be here. Gina will bring Andrew for her. (snicker)

If you don't see me posting for a while you'll know why. The men in the white coats have come to take me away. I just hope my friend and I can be roommates..

10 comments:

Misty Dawn said...

It's not fair, cuz once he's there, Lee won't be able to resist your Banana. You've got an irrisistable Banana, ya know.

Who you calling looney??? Do I hear sirens?

Skittles said...

*blink* My Banana is a good girl. :)

SilverNeurotic said...

I heard they have some good two for one deals down there. ;0)

Skittles said...

Hey Nik.. wanna see if they have rooms for three? LOL!

Sara said...

Ahh....the narrator on Forensic Files. He gives good voice. I love me a good narrator. That guy is one of the best. His name is Peter Thomas....I just looked it up.

Skittles said...

Sara: Thanks for the idea. I just looked him up, too. =)

Forgetfulone said...

You crack me up!

Skittles said...

I can't be depressing ALL the time. LOL!

The Curmudgeon said...

I don't think my fantasy world is nearly as entertaining....

Robyn Jones said...

Hi Barb...I have an award for you... :)