A friend of mine there sent me this poem for people who spend a lot of time online. I think it can apply to more people than those who play Pogo so I thought I'd share it with you..
why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
and I had to answer, "Yes."
He told me to get off my fanny
and tidy up the house;
and so I started cleaning off...
the smudges on my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside -
that really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work -
I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click I did - and oops,
I found a real absorbing site
that I got SO way into -
I was into it all night.
So nothing's changed, except my mouse -
it's very, very shiny!
I guess my house will stay a mess
while I sit here on my hiney...!