Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Anthrax Scare

Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 10:30 AM

ANTHRAX SCARE IN MICHIGAN

Detroit Lions football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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2 comments:

Shannon H. said...

ROFL!!! Nice one.

Jeni said...

At first, you had me going, then when I came to the line that it was the "Goal line" I started to chuckle and by the end, was laughing out loud! Loved it! Absolutely loved it! I will have to send this to a good friend of mine who lives up in Allen Park, Michigan as I know he will get a huge laugh out of it too!