My last Quickie asked about um.. farting. Now that I've sunken that low here on my blog, here's something along the same lines that came to me in an email.
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember.
You've been listening to your ipod.
Let this be a warning to those of you with ipods.