Ok. Here we go. Fasten your seat belts. Keep your seats in the upright position and for crying out loud.. No smoking! (Just kidding on the smoking thing.)
Last night and tonight I have rediscovered my love of rum. Last night cuz I was pissed. Tonight cuz it tasted yummy last night. Tonight hubby has joined me. Guess who I was pissed at last night? Haha! Anyway.. He's been loading songs on his ipod and a song came on. It has one of those f me beats. Here. Listen and see what I mean.
I was right, wasn't I???
I asked him to play it again and during the second run through I pulled off my top and swung it the air over my head while me and my fat belly tried to do some kind of sexy movement. Needless to say I saw a sparkle come into his eyes and went oh crap and put my top back on and sat down.
BUT! This reminds me of another song and another husband. See.. The Eagles song Witchy Woman has a real good beat to it, too. Let me just say here and now that if you ever EVER want to do a striptease dance for someone? Do NOT do it wearing pantyhose! Trust me on this. Seriously.
I was at my gmail account earlier today and you know how there will be ads off on the side? I saw this one and it cracked me up. I had to grab it to show ya'll!!
Not so cheesy ..
I've been walking my puppy a couple times a day for three weeks now. I used to be stuck around 275-ish weight wise. Today I checked and I weighed 264.
I wonder if this lowered the standard for my blog again. Nah. I can think of a really REALLY bad thing I posted a long time ago. *Whew*