Sunday, March 01, 2009

A Cheesy Post

<-- Get it? Cheesy?

Ok. Here we go. Fasten your seat belts. Keep your seats in the upright position and for crying out loud.. No smoking! (Just kidding on the smoking thing.)

Last night and tonight I have rediscovered my love of rum. Last night cuz I was pissed. Tonight cuz it tasted yummy last night. Tonight hubby has joined me. Guess who I was pissed at last night? Haha! Anyway.. He's been loading songs on his ipod and a song came on. It has one of those f me beats. Here. Listen and see what I mean.

I was right, wasn't I???

I asked him to play it again and during the second run through I pulled off my top and swung it the air over my head while me and my fat belly tried to do some kind of sexy movement. Needless to say I saw a sparkle come into his eyes and went oh crap and put my top back on and sat down.

BUT! This reminds me of another song and another husband. See.. The Eagles song Witchy Woman has a real good beat to it, too. Let me just say here and now that if you ever EVER want to do a striptease dance for someone? Do NOT do it wearing pantyhose! Trust me on this. Seriously.


I was at my gmail account earlier today and you know how there will be ads off on the side? I saw this one and it cracked me up. I had to grab it to show ya'll!!


Not so cheesy ..

I've been walking my puppy a couple times a day for three weeks now. I used to be stuck around 275-ish weight wise. Today I checked and I weighed 264.


I wonder if this lowered the standard for my blog again. Nah. I can think of a really REALLY bad thing I posted a long time ago. *Whew*


Erika Jean said...

lol you crack me up! I love that song. Keep up the dog walking! yey!

...groan... I just remembered i'm meeting with a personal trainer tomorrow! ah.

Carolina said...

I'd rather have a dog than a personal trainer. Unless he's really good looking. The trainer that is. Hmm.
Then the song might come in handy ;-) Oh, I believe you on the pantyhose thing. Not a good look!
Another great tip: let the song download completely first, otherwise you get awkward pauses in your act LOL
That advert boggles the mind :-O
This was an early morning laugh! Great, thank you!

Anonymous said...

That is too funny! :-)

Jan said...

That was hilarious. I'm sitting here 2 in the morning giggling to your post! Sounds to me like you should have kept the top off and got some. hehehehe

Misty DawnS said...

Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha Sorry I went to bed early and missed this last night! (Maggie and I were wore out from that party!). So... you've been drinking rum... the punched at the party was spiked... hmmmmm...*raising her voice* Ohh GINAAAAA! Hmmmm, where'd Gina go?

Again you bring up this standard thing... I ask you - what are they and do I have to get one too?

And *poof* I'm outta here to get ready for work ;-)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I haven't had any in quite a while but I'll pass on the smelly nuts.

Barb said...

Erika: I have a new appreciation for the song now, too. :)

Tooty: Thanks!

Tookie: Why? I'm married to him. :P

Misty: I've discovered I don't really have a standard. Haha!

Queen: I don't blame you. ;)

Anonymous said...

You crack me up! Dog walking is the best exercise for both you and the dog! Keep it up!


Barb said...

Wiz: If I keep swinging my top over my head dog walking won't be the only thing I keep.. up. :P

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Barb. You have no idea how much I needed that.
One of these days I'm gonna have to share my Bonanza theme song story... I'm kinda glad I ran out of my smokehouse almonds...

Barb said...

Autumn: Come back to see For Someone Special. Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

love your sense of humor! These will keep me giggling tonight as I struggle to stay awake (my turn with the babe).

PS I can honestly say I never thought I'd see a post about Melissa Etheridge and smelly nuts!

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