It looks like another warm sunny day here and I can't wait to get outside. Except for one little problem...You see.. fat people have extra rolls. Things that hang down and flop over where they shouldn't. In hot weather the areas underneath the 'hanging downs' and 'flopping overs' get hot and sweaty.
And sometimes a heat rash occurs.
I had just brushed my teeth and was getting ready to get dressed in the bathroom this morning. I couldn't help noticing my boobs laying there on my stomach, and as I will occasionally do, I lifted them up to see what I'd look like if I'd listened to my mom all those times she told me to wear a bra back in the 70's.
There was a heat rash.
Luckily since I know this sometimes happens I had a tube of baby diaper rash lotion in the medicine cabinet and applied some where needed. (Do you know how hard it is to get that white stuff off your fingers when you're done???) Before putting the lotion away I checked under the roll of my stomach. So far so good..
I put my bra on and arranged my nipples so they'd face the same way. I'm good to go.
20 comments:
Ummmmm I don't have this problem... I have small 'abilities' - very, very small 'abilities'.
P.S. What's a "bra" for? :-P
I hate rashes. Hopefully it doesn't bother you too much.
Misty: Oh yeah. I forgot. :P
silver: Nahh.. the lotion helps.
Lady: Glad I could make you smile.
You're too funny!! hehe
Yeah -I know what you mean about the doggoned heat rash! It's big pain under the boobs!
hahahaha I neeeded you tonight!
xoxo (the best way to remove that white desitin.. is with A& D ointment! )
Know exactly what you are saying, more on one side than the other. I bought myself a sports bra, not because I am athletic or anything but the advertising claimed to soak up the sweat and it worked, since I have been wearing them I have got it beat.
Tookie: I try :)
Jeni: Under the fat tummy roll, too.
Lucy: I'm here every day. :P
Bernie: A sport's bra, huh? I'll look into those. Figuratively speaking.
First off....I cracked up reading your response comment to Berni!!! And may I say also, this post was a hoot. Not "hooters"....but well, it's still a hoot. Nothing like hot, sweaty hooters that are a hoot when you're posting about them. Hooty hooters. Must I go on?
Anni: I think the Hooters hooters need to be not so floppy? ;)
"I put my bra on and arranged my nipples so they'd face the same way." ....coffee squirted out of my nose with that one!
Happy Monday!
LOL!!! Smart of you to use the diaper cream.
Coffee: I hope you cleaned it up.
Adrienne: That's me. Always thinkin' LOL!
Oh yeah, I have to adjust "the girls" often too. LOL
Tammy: LOL at "the girls."
OMG I've been there!!
Eh, gravity'll take hold, bra or no bra. I've worn a bra since I had something to tie up (sensitive area, Autumn no likie friction) & after 3 kids, mine look like my Oma's. Very depressing when you're in your early 30's. I'm fortunate that I get no rashes, though.
Akelamalu: I'm glad I'm not the only one!!!
Autumn: You mean like when you lay down and they fall off to the side?
OMG! You are freaking hilarious Barb! I would not have thought to use diaper rash lotion in this way...maybe I better keep some around! LOL!
Robyn: At least you have a reason to have it in your house already. :)
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