Yay! I did it! I did it!!!
I just got a call from, you guessed it, a telemarketer. Not the one who's been calling me. They must still be trying to figure out how to sneak a web cam into work. This one was from an insurance company offering me great rates.
Him: Hi, this is Jake calling from blah blah blah.
Me: HI JAKE! How are you today?
Him: Not bad thanks.
Me: I'm doing good, too. I just took my puppy out for a walk, and she pooed. It's so hard to potty train a puppy, so I'm happy about that.
Him: *uncomfortable laugh* Well.. that's good...
Me: At least the sun is out today. How is it where you are?
Him: I'm calling about..
Me: I think I'm going to make chili dogs for dinner. Do you like chili dogs?
Me: Should I make fries or Tater Tots to go with them?
Him: Definitely Tater Tots.
Me: What are you having for dinner, Jake?
Him: I'm not sure yet. Maybe something liquid.
Me: Ohh you mean like alcohol? Or something like Slim Fast?
Me: Can you hang on? I need some more coffee. I'll be right back. (I go get coffee for real, then come back.)
Him: *dial tone*