Odds And Ends

Chantix:

Two posts down I wrote about my trouble taking Chantix. I forgot to mention my doctor saying that even if I missed a dose here and there *whistle* that I would still have the side effects. It will take a few days for it to work its way out of my system.

Parking Lot:

I have a thing about putting grocery carts into the cart corral after shopping. How much effort does it really take? Sheesh. Yesterday I went with Mr. Skittles for a quick run into Walmart. After Mr. Skittles put the stuff in the back of my car I headed to the cart corral with the cart. A guy in the next row started to leave his cart in a parking space. I said, "Do you want me to put that away for you?" He looked sheepish and said no thank you, he'd do it. And he did.

Joke From An Email:

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE .... UGH!' Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH!' Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!' ... ALL NIGHT LONG.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go?' The first mutters, 'It was embarrassing.. I just couldn't get an erection.'

The second dwarf shook his head. 'You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get on the bed.